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October 28th, 2006 (06:43 pm)

I have a boyfriend who doesn't return phonecalls; Retaliation.

I'm scoping out some Halloween digs for tonight. Maybe to get my mind off the fact we put my dog to sleep today. She had cancer, it was for the best, but it doesn't make it any easier.

I've got to clear up all these grey areas in my life. More black and white.

I'm joining a roller derby team. Dreams do come true!

Conservative Soul

October 27th, 2006 (01:49 am)

I quit school today.

I have a plan. I think. Ok, I don't.

I was sitting in class when I realized how miserable I am there. If you're unhappy, change things to make yourself happy. I took the first step, gathered my things, stood up and just left. I went straight to the admissions office and completely withdrew. A thousand pounds came off my shoulders with a single signature.

I'm officially a college dropout with a mohawk.
I'm working on a degree in existentialism.

Partly Cloudy

July 25th, 2006 (01:15 pm)

My weekend began with a phonecall from Caleb. "We're going camping, wanna come?"

Camping? Camping. Of course. A tent, sleeping bag, campfire, hot dogs. Camping.

I loaded my supplies into the '73 two tone brown van with shag carpet alongside three skinheads, a camp counseloresque wilderness girl, a hippie, a singer/songwriter and a civil engineer.

My camping supplies? 3 pairs of short shorts, various wifebeaters, a hoodie, a Friday the 13th Tshirt (irony anyone?), a bikini, a makeup/medication emergency kit and a bottle of Early Times whiskey.

My idea of camping is a spot in the woods, you pay for it, it's cleared out, there's some form of running water, there's an outlet, there's perhaps a toilet within a mile. Their idea of camping includes climbing a mountian in the rain, chopping down brush with machetes and seriously roughing it.

get your self perished

July 16th, 2006 (07:16 pm)

My mom's birthday party/pig roast went as well as can be expected. The police weren't called so that's a plus.

Caleb came, which made me very happy. Two cases of PBR and a voyage on the lake later, we headed to Keg City. We played tennis, drank a bit more, stayed up until four this morning and ended up sleeping in for the first time in a while.

I start work at Best Buy tomorrow and move to Greenville in 2 weeks. There's so much potential in everything right now, remind me not to squander it.

Those kids from FAME are selling pretzels on the street now

July 6th, 2006 (11:44 pm)

current location: Under the bed
current mood: Theres something in a Thursday
current song: A Man You Don't Meet Everyday by The Pogues

Interview with Best Buy today. It went very well. I'll be selling CDs, DVDs and making fun of customers' poor taste in no time.

I've recieved a high frequency of contacts from my studio members within the past 2 days. It's like we've reached the over-a-month mark and feel the need to call those we broke up with "just to check in".

I drank way too much on the fourth. I don't remember much. Just toilet stomping, chainsmoking, a bikini and the bottom of a whiskey bottle.

Say 'Yes' to beautiful

July 2nd, 2006 (09:08 pm)

current location: berlin
current mood: tired
current song: Lifetime Network

I arrived in Keg City around 8:15 last night. We rolled into Groundzero around 9:30. Three skinheads and myself, decked out in the shortest shorts possible, braces and combat boots. Shitty bands played, we talked the Sporadics into coming back to the wigwam. Boozing, Taco Cricket, photoshoots and fooseball were bound to follow.

I woke up this morning around 8 with eyeliner everywhere and a sneaking headache. I cleaned myself up and returned to Caleb still sleeping but carrying on a conversation. I'm not sure if I'll ever get used to a man who sleeptalks.

Caleb took me for a ride in his latest purchase, a '69 VW bug. Bright yellow, but he doesn't know that, I have a knack for dating the colorblind.

I must say...

June 30th, 2006 (06:48 pm)

I recieved a Brazilian bikini wax today.

I've lost faith in all that is good in the world.

Butterfly Ballot

June 28th, 2006 (11:01 pm)

current location: Sudan
current mood: Hooray Beer!
current song: The 90's on XM9!

Congress voted not to raise the minimum wage above 5.15/hour for the ninth consecutive year. Also, we were one vote shy of making it illegal to burn the American flag. Free speech should not include desecration of national symbols. Might as well fry up a bald eagle on Thanksgiving and call it a toast to freedom.

I subcontracted a construction clean up job today. I should finish by tomorrow afternoon and roll in about $360 for two days of work. Not too bad I suppose. I discovered a Mexican gentleman sleeping in a closet when I returned from my lunch break. That alone is worth me inhaling sheetrock dust all day, plus the cash of course.

Friday, I shall go in for a Brazilian bikini wax to celebrate the World Cup and attempt to find gainful employment in Greenville. The skinhead boyfriend and I might make a pilgrimage to Chapel Hill for a streetpunk festival.

Damn it my nose is bleeding again. The Amphetamine Queen is back.

It all started back in '85...

June 11th, 2006 (02:09 pm)

I'm quitting my job. They treat their waitresses like shit and expect us to stay until 3am cleaning for very little money. Fuck that.

Caleb and I are dating now after a rousing night boozing with skinheads in Keg City. My new official drinking garb is the American flag bikini and combat boots. It looks pretty badass with a pint in hand.

(no subject)

June 5th, 2006 (10:36 pm)

current location: Hell
current mood: Pissed the fuck off
current song: My blood boiling

"We regret to inform you that due to financial hardship as a result of Hurricane Katrina, Loyola University has decided to stop offering certain programs of study..."

This includes broadcast journalism. My goddamn program of study.

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